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whoknowsyou09:

We should have these everywhere 

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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cacnea:

my new life motto tbh

cacnea:

my new life motto tbh

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everydreamstartswithdisney:

Are we not going to talk about how funny this scene was in the movie? This is the most underrated conversation in this movie.

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221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mooitstimdrake:

shinybulbasaurs:

shinybulbasaurs:

i tripped over a bra today

i think it was a booby trap

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That was like the biggest plot twist of my life

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weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

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gnarly:

I have 4 personalities:

1. When I’m alone

2. When I’m around friends

3. When I’m around my parents

4. When I’m around someone I like

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spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

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vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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